21 Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts That Will Really Make You Think

Some of the deepest thoughts we ever have take place in the shower. There, we're free from phones, TV, and the internet, left with nothing to do but scrub ourselves and think (ANYTHING ELSE YOU DO IN THE SHOWER IS A SIN). The members of the ShowerThoughts subreddit have compiled some of their most amazing observations. Read on and have your mind blown:

"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are." - jgam7

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"When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, are DEN-MARK." - vestergaard92

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"The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf." - HansOlavLee

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"Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid." - The_JayMo

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"I used Hola unblocker to watch Argo on the Canadian Netflix. I was an American who had to pretend to be Canadian to watch a movie about Americans who have to pretend to be Canadians making a movie." - veritate_valeo

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"Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making equels — films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective" - equalfilms

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"Apple has 'air'. Amazon has 'fire'. Google has 'Earth'. I think Microsoft should create something called 'water'." - arbaminim

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"The best item to protect you from sasquatch attacks is a camera." - papertank17

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"X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting off of itself." - roboccohurly

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"'Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning; is the human version of 'Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?'" - W0rdN3rd

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"There should be confetti in tires so when there is a blow out it’s still an okay day." - Eye_Decay

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"Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating." - ComicSansIsAwsome

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"When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow." - benji9t3

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"Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you." - tectactoe

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"The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen." - ElBretto

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"Almost every hand I’ve ever shaken has had a d*ck in it." - halohitz

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"My debit card pays for things with past hours of my life, and my credit card pays with future hours of my life." - makeitrayne

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"Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton." - Brinner

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"Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl got really lucky when they named their son Dash as they had no way of knowing he'd have super speed as a superpower." - Dewut

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"Becoming an adult feels like slowly being put into a managerial position you didn't really want." - JohannesP

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"what are snails even trying to do" - BlueSkadood

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Which one blew your mind the hardest?