22 Hilarious Tweets for Anyone That Grew Up With a Brother
Someone once said, "A brother is a friend God gave you", and while that’s a sweet sentiment, anyone who actually has a brothers knows they're obnoxious demons from Hell sent to torment and ridicule you. Sometimes they do cool stuff for you though, like bring home an extra donut or make you a dope playlist. Of course, then they ruin the moment by farting on you. Here are the memes that make sense for anyone with a brother:
I told my brother he can eat half of my grapes pic.twitter.com/ACTqO4B5Mr
— QUEEN J🇵🇭 (@Jaaaaaymomma) May 18, 2017
"Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."
— Ramblin' Mama (@ramblinma) May 2, 2016
When I was 5 my brother told me how sex works and I went and told my entire kindergarten class. Not a single kid believed me.
— Red Shawn (@RedShaawn) March 5, 2018
My brother has been replacing family photos with pics of Steve Buscemi and my mom hasn't noticed pic.twitter.com/d533C4yEZW
— Clare Manion (@claremaura) July 24, 2016
— Sarah Kliff (@sarahkliff) October 28, 2014
My Mother Gone Beat My Lul Brother Ass. She Payed 50$ For His School Pictures And This Wat He Do 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀 pic.twitter.com/NdkK4FyeQG
— PettyPrince$$👑 (@xx_Adoredyamond) April 13, 2016
Just finished writing my name on all of the gifts my brother bought for everyone in the family. Christmas shopping complete.
— Tricia (@Im_Tricia) December 21, 2010
I would LOVE to pull the plug out of my brother's Xbox but I don't wanna be stabbed, seriously though how loud can you be playing a pretend game?!
— isobel (@isobelevansz) March 5, 2018
when my little brother is sad he hides under the dresser in his room pic.twitter.com/lGZEx86VDS
— Bryce King (@baseballbryce1) January 7, 2018
I just screamed "I hate myself" and 2 minutes later I hear my little brother sliding this note under my door pic.twitter.com/WNhWX3ez3a
— Kaley (@kaleyrams) January 23, 2017
Me: Shhh, your brother is still sleeping.
4yo: *runs upstairs
*runs back downstairs
"No, he's not."
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 7, 2014
My parents used to make my brother and me wear the same clothes even though we aren't twins. There's a 9 year age difference.
— Brandon Scott Wolf (@BrandonEsWolf) October 12, 2017
so my brother lost his recorder and the teacher still made him perform... pic.twitter.com/xtm5ni9ydN
— Aashna Belenje (@ABelenje) June 2, 2017
My little brother just dabbed on a Christian tv show 😐😐 pic.twitter.com/3DLJOCoF6e
— Hamilton Keener (@hamiltonkeener) December 15, 2015
Asked my 5 yo brother why he was changing clothes to go out 5 hours from now and he said "if you stay ready you don't have to get ready"
— Shakira (@jodecicry) August 13, 2015
My little brother thought someone was gonna eat his chips so he took them into the bathroom to finish them🙂 pic.twitter.com/RIEdyCEqNu
— hannia 💮 (@hanniaax) August 6, 2016
my brother threw his old printer at me and gave me a black eye. He loves me so much.
— whisky lactone (@whisky_lactone) March 5, 2018
i asked my brother to get one thing at the store, whole grain goldish. he gives me this colored crap. pic.twitter.com/xqxAYqc48b
— Jayingee (@JakeJayingee) November 4, 2017
I just want someone who looks at me the way my brother looks at ketchup pic.twitter.com/gDcrGcjG13
— Anicca✨ (@13adh13) January 23, 2016
HAHAHAHA my brother thinks I'm bringing a snake home to prank him 😂 pic.twitter.com/N1Pu0usnWd
— Rug (@FaZeRug) May 6, 2017
My brother robbed a load of smoking stuff and vape stuff out my draw and he thought some lube was vape juice and him and his mates have been smoking lube and I'm not even mad😂😂
— C. (@parry_callum) March 5, 2018
lmao my brother really thought he disappeared 💀 pic.twitter.com/f1VF2FQBg6
— Paulette (@pauletterios08) January 27, 2018
Do you have a brother? Tell me about it on Twitter!