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22 Ridiculously WTF Receipts!
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cassidy420
10 weeks ago
Haha the happy ending one is mine :D Not kidding, I submitted that to funnyreceipts.com and Smosh took it :) It's a Friendly's receipt :p
IanishotBITCH
10 weeks ago
Is the chili 3-way from steak and shake? Cuz they go from 2-5 haha i always get chili 5-way
opter
12 weeks ago
"high as fuck" HAHA
Amy Balducci
13 weeks ago
It's true about Toys R US, though. You really need to be aware of all the pedofiles.
SUPERSONICTRAIN1
18 weeks ago
1 orgasm, your total comes to 4.26. Have a nice day, sir.
Angelia52
18 weeks ago
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Lugia10
18 weeks ago
#9 is CVM Shake. (Chocolate Vanilla Milkshake) not what you think it is lol
fenway
18 weeks ago
Wow.... that didn't even spell publix right on the receipt.
trippyhippy
18 weeks ago
at least the anal juice was free
zsdfgvdfgdsf
18 weeks ago
==== http://www.flying4biz.com ====
hello everyone
if you like to order anything you like.
More details,
please just browse our website Quality is our Dignity;
Service is our Lift.
enjoy yourself.
thank you!!
==== http://www.flying4biz.com ====
mrawesomcake
18 weeks ago
hehehehehe
no username avaiable
18 weeks ago
lol
noah8803
18 weeks ago
£60 for what
LightspeedChump
18 weeks ago
£5.50 for hairy balls, what a ripoff
Leif..Loves..NyanCat
18 weeks ago
Watch out for pedofiles XD
demondonkey2000
18 weeks ago
why would i pay 4 dollars for an orgasm when i can get one free with out even having to leave my bedroom?
Adam_G
18 weeks ago
aw man $4 for or.gasm
SilverStatic
19 weeks ago
Haha your assistant today was optimus prime xD
SmashinAshlyn
19 weeks ago
Omfg X3
sofie.loves.smosh
19 weeks ago
LMFAO XD
sdfdsgdfhfg
19 weeks ago
==== http://www.flying4biz.com ====
hello everyone
if you like to order anything you like.
More details,
please just browse our website Quality is our Dignity;
Service is our Lift.
enjoy yourself.
thank you!!
==== http://www.flying4biz.com ====
lil-darkling
19 weeks ago
LOL, I got one that said "tip top muff" =)
Darkflyer Vladimir
19 weeks ago
Here's some more I've found
http://goo.gl/4nw6a
buttscratcher
19 weeks ago
Damn! Blow jobs are quite expensive in mexico. I think mexican women don't have the need to come to the united states anymore.
And can I get directions of how to go to that place where anal juice is free please?
lexiebean123
19 weeks ago
HAHA!! funny....i wanna get a receipt that has somethin ffunny like those on it....hehehe
podpod123
19 weeks ago
@SpartaBarb 1 child 3way
lolzindaface
19 weeks ago
A blowjob cost $60.... HA i cant get $5 one from your mom.
theAmazingAbbey
19 weeks ago
Lol, I once went to Mcdonalds and said my name was Shanuqua, and they put liar where my name was supposed to be. True story, I still have the reciept.
Supervamp505
19 weeks ago
LOL these are hilarious!!
SpartaBarb
19 weeks ago
I don't get the one that has "CHK 6765" on it. Could someone explain it to me?
EmilyGrace
19 weeks ago
One of the items was "Child 3-way".
Demore
19 weeks ago
The Blow Job is a drink, I am sorry to disappoint you.
pdmahler
19 weeks ago
I worked at Toys R Us for almost five years, and I gotta say we had a lot of fun coming up with labels for any sort of "assortment" toy. Like the "Dazzling Princess Ass" or "Glow in the Dark Ass"
Robert Smosh Hogsed
19 weeks ago
I want a 60$ blowjob and then squirt batman sperm on the girls mouth
Shidow
19 weeks ago
This article reminded me how much I wish I didn't know what tossed salad is.
pupyyyyyy
19 weeks ago
:D
pupyyyyyy
19 weeks ago
im going to be 5th :3
jrunyan700
19 weeks ago
4th!
pupyyyyyy
19 weeks ago
3:
pupyyyyyy
19 weeks ago
second
zackisthebest
19 weeks ago
FIRST!! and now to read the articl...