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10 weeks ago

Haha the happy ending one is mine :D Not kidding, I submitted that to funnyreceipts.com and Smosh took it :) It's a Friendly's receipt :p

10 weeks ago

Is the chili 3-way from steak and shake? Cuz they go from 2-5 haha i always get chili 5-way

12 weeks ago

"high as fuck" HAHA

13 weeks ago

It's true about Toys R US, though. You really need to be aware of all the pedofiles.

18 weeks ago

1 orgasm, your total comes to 4.26. Have a nice day, sir.

18 weeks ago

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18 weeks ago

#9 is CVM Shake. (Chocolate Vanilla Milkshake) not what you think it is lol

18 weeks ago

Wow.... that didn't even spell publix right on the receipt.

18 weeks ago

at least the anal juice was free

18 weeks ago

==== http://www.flying4biz.com ====
hello everyone
if you like to order anything you like.
More details,
please just browse our website Quality is our Dignity;
Service is our Lift.
enjoy yourself.
thank you!!
==== http://www.flying4biz.com ====

18 weeks ago

hehehehehe

18 weeks ago

lol

18 weeks ago

£60 for what

18 weeks ago

£5.50 for hairy balls, what a ripoff

18 weeks ago

Watch out for pedofiles XD

18 weeks ago

why would i pay 4 dollars for an orgasm when i can get one free with out even having to leave my bedroom?

18 weeks ago

aw man $4 for or.gasm

19 weeks ago

Haha your assistant today was optimus prime xD

19 weeks ago

Omfg X3

19 weeks ago

LMFAO XD

19 weeks ago

==== http://www.flying4biz.com ====
hello everyone
if you like to order anything you like.
More details,
please just browse our website Quality is our Dignity;
Service is our Lift.
enjoy yourself.
thank you!!
==== http://www.flying4biz.com ====

19 weeks ago

LOL, I got one that said "tip top muff" =)

19 weeks ago

Here's some more I've found
http://goo.gl/4nw6a

19 weeks ago

Damn! Blow jobs are quite expensive in mexico. I think mexican women don't have the need to come to the united states anymore.
And can I get directions of how to go to that place where anal juice is free please?

19 weeks ago

HAHA!! funny....i wanna get a receipt that has somethin ffunny like those on it....hehehe

19 weeks ago

@SpartaBarb 1 child 3way

19 weeks ago

A blowjob cost $60.... HA i cant get $5 one from your mom.

19 weeks ago

Lol, I once went to Mcdonalds and said my name was Shanuqua, and they put liar where my name was supposed to be. True story, I still have the reciept.

19 weeks ago

LOL these are hilarious!!

19 weeks ago

I don't get the one that has "CHK 6765" on it. Could someone explain it to me?

19 weeks ago

One of the items was "Child 3-way".

19 weeks ago

The Blow Job is a drink, I am sorry to disappoint you.

19 weeks ago

I worked at Toys R Us for almost five years, and I gotta say we had a lot of fun coming up with labels for any sort of "assortment" toy. Like the "Dazzling Princess Ass" or "Glow in the Dark Ass"

19 weeks ago

I want a 60$ blowjob and then squirt batman sperm on the girls mouth

19 weeks ago

This article reminded me how much I wish I didn't know what tossed salad is.

19 weeks ago

:D

19 weeks ago

im going to be 5th :3

19 weeks ago

4th!

19 weeks ago

3:

19 weeks ago

second

19 weeks ago

FIRST!! and now to read the articl...