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25 NUDE DUDE Mannequins

The Most Disturbing Piece Ever!

CAUTION! Over the past several decades, we have published some pretty strange pieces in the Smosh Pit. Nothing compares to this.

Some of you will find it amusing while others will find it offensive. A few may even find this arousing -- and we are concerned for you. Please see a Doctor if you feel the slightest hint of arousal after viewing any of these photos.

"What the Hell is this?" you ask. Well, we were looking to buy some male mannequins for something (don't ask) and we were amazed by all the choices one has when shopping for a fake human.

We thought we would share them here because...well, we couldn't decide which one to get.

Which would you buy?












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3 weeks ago

lol is yhis considered porn?

4 weeks ago

one that looks like richard simmons

4 weeks ago

Not one of them had a proper penis,

4 weeks ago

is there no mannequins of fat people? Or do you have to find a fat suit for every mannequin?

4 weeks ago

You have to admit it. You feel kind of bad for the ones without dicks. How do you think they felt when other mannequin kids called them names. Poor, poor souls. : )

4 weeks ago

Admit it, you only looked at their d**ks

4 weeks ago

What the Hell with these F**king Things they look gay and stupid and.......and........its not natural (They even have a face that says IM GONNA VIOLATE YOU!!!!!)

8 weeks ago

does anyone think that the last one's dick look like it was sticking up its middle finger?

8 weeks ago

am i gay for coming here?

8 weeks ago

That awkward moment when someone walks in on you looking at these.

9 weeks ago

XD XD XD XD - dying of laughter here -

11 weeks ago

now i know Ian and Anthony are gay.

12 weeks ago

O.o

18 weeks ago

The last ones junk is flipping us all off O_o

20 weeks ago

the last one is the creepiest- wait forget that, they all are!

22 weeks ago

Its strande when their "body" is "sculpted" well ;)

34 weeks ago

#8 Looks kinda like Adam Lambert o.0

34 weeks ago

the last one looks like my teacher...

Im

34 weeks ago

I've seen a lot of french mannequins... they are the worst

Im

34 weeks ago

I've seen a lot of french mannequins... they are the worst

39 weeks ago

i think they miss something ?

42 weeks ago

is it me or does the last one look a little 'frisky'?

43 weeks ago

imagine having to dress them >.<

46 weeks ago

gay dude!! ahhhhhhhh

49 weeks ago

number 10 looks like leonardio di caprio...

51 weeks ago

they have some seriously weird man bits.

52 weeks ago

It's nothing. Compared with the one I worked with. It got PENIS. Or maybe that's my boss..

52 weeks ago

if you get any of these, put clothes on them ok??

53 weeks ago

OMG. do people seriously put THESE in their stores?

53 weeks ago

OMG. do people seriously put THESE in their stores?

54 weeks ago

should i suddenly feel afraid that these mannequins are gonna eat me in the middle of the night?

55 weeks ago

thats wit a man looks like

56 weeks ago

ok the last one is freaky :L why do i suddenly feel like peado ??

56 weeks ago

19 looks like eric forman with a huge bump

56 weeks ago

the ones with black hair look like old and have saggy moobs.

56 weeks ago

#3 looks lik a poser

57 weeks ago

the last one looks like he has a bon3r

58 weeks ago

you guys are a** holes.

59 weeks ago

ooooohh i need me one of these along with a miley cyrus sex doll!:D

59 weeks ago

The 16th one from the bottom kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio

59 weeks ago

The 16th one from the bottom kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio

59 weeks ago

Damn...all of those guys have better-shaved legs than me!

60 weeks ago

the last one's dick looks like its flipping you off

61 weeks ago

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THEIR FRICKEN BALLS!!!

61 weeks ago

They all look really gay for some reason

62 weeks ago

:|

63 weeks ago

.____________.

63 weeks ago

Hey how about posting female mannequins next?

63 weeks ago

@avaelyn why would you want to know that? you wanna wank over high detailed mannequins??? lol

63 weeks ago

BTW the first one is totally getting some surprise buttsecks.

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