5 Top Kill Alternatives for the Geniuses at BP

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is possibly the worst man-made disaster ever to affect our planet. We are appalled at BP's inability to stop the leak, and though Top Kill seems to be working for the moment, if it fails... we have some alternatives. These can't be any worse than what they have been doing.

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