These Awkward Online Dating Messages Might Make You Give Up On Love

Meeting people in real life is hard, so why not go online to do it? Answer: Because it’s even harder to do online. People are either fumbling around, or intentionally being an idiot, and they start right form the get go. Here are some examples of people blowing it, almost immediately…

 

guy wants to cover her in butter despite his being a total stranger

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if I was a casting director

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a really long desperate message

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are you the same as your couch

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lyrics from it wasn’t me

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guy sends four sad messages

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awkward dating message deaf person

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awkward dating message

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line about smacking her monkey

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are the Jonas brothers a cult?

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rambling message from a caribbean guy

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guy is luring women with candy

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rape joke does not land for some reason

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oh my god

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mindy project tinder message

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destroy your anus what a disaster

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guy calls a woman a 2 and she’s not impressed

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guy sends an awkward amount of smiley faces

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why don’t I bang your boobs

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Why so much human garbage? Let us know in the comments!

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