Caption The SPARTAN, Win A Shirt!

SPARTAN supersoldiers are humanity’s best chance at defeating the alien Covenant army bent on our destruction. But this one seems a little… off. Maybe a caption would help? Give us a hilarious caption for this photo, and if we unscientifically pick yours, you could win a FREE Smosh t-shirt. They're comfy!

If two people come up with the same caption, the first one to comment will be the winner. We will announce the winner Monday and suggestions received after 12:01 AM PST on 2/20/12 will not be considered. Good luck! 

CAN'T WAIT? You can buy a shirt HERE!