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Celebrity Ancestors that Fought in the American Revolution
Believe it or not many hollywood celebrities have ancestors that played pivotal roles in the American Revolution. The resemblance is striking in many cases, and their images can be seen in numerous historical etchings and paintings from the period.
Here are just a few examples.
Abigail Hathaway
Abagail Hathaway sneaks notes to American Prisoners of war during the revoltion.
Nathaniel Cannon
Nathaniel Cannon was a freed slave who aided the fight for democracy.
Lucretia Stewart
Lucretia Stewart disguised herself as a man, and fought in the Continental Army.
Josephus Jonas
Josephus Jonas refused to fight, and read poems to General George Washington instead.
Chauncy Pattinson
Chauncy Pattinson was a patriotic poser and was rumored to be a spy for the British.
Phineus Brand
Phineus Brand was hardcore Boston Tea Partier.
Spensford Pratt and Hildegard Montag
Hildegard Montag helped soldiers like Spensford Pratt by serving them mugs of delicious ale.
Theophilus Danson
Theophilus Danson played drums on the battle field in the famous fife and drum trio, Rebels Without a Clue.
Mehitable Cyrus
Mehitable Cyrus was a rich spinster who supported rebel causes with her vast fortunes.
Ebenezer Smith
Ebenezer Smith was a cook at valley forge.
Hiram Clooney and Bartholomew Pitt
Hiram Clooney and Bartholomew Pitt were both signers of the original Declaration of Independence.
Zebediah Efron
Zebediah Efron accidentally shot one of his fellow rebels. From then on was forced to carry a lance, instead of a musket.
Who knew?
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TheCamiimii
44 weeks ago
Zebdiah Effron ROFL
nolanstorm24
62 weeks ago
lol photoshop makes evrything funy
beebin
63 weeks ago
LOL ITS HILARIOUS!
AtomicMushroom
63 weeks ago
Who one the american revolution? if thats not a too stupid question
-Lukas-
65 weeks ago
They havent got the wrong Jonas none of the celebs have their real names. Did you think Russel Brand was called Phineas? Morons.
friglyn
71 weeks ago
Ebenezer Smith was also a slave :p
FrEaKyZeZo
73 weeks ago
Rofl. You got the wrong Jonas. It's 'Nicholas Jonas'. xD
Madara Uchida!
76 weeks ago
Justinian Bieber Took real care of the of the soilders when they were wounded.... if you know what i mean (;
poIaroid
77 weeks ago
There should've been a Lady Gaga one
ispeaknonsense
82 weeks ago
I know this is a joke, buuuuuuuuut.... if Methable... Meticular uh Mehitable Cyrus was a spinster then how did she have any descendents?
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JPPH
84 weeks ago
Erm, I think you got the wrong Jonas ;)
Toffee
88 weeks ago
Miley looks like a midget..
LauurraMoz
90 weeks ago
Not Josephus Jonas :P
That Nick Jonas
emosk8ergirl
93 weeks ago
haha miley does have a double chin lol
stupid123
95 weeks ago
miley has a double chin he he
stupid123
95 weeks ago
miley has a double chin he he
Aphroditeeeeee
97 weeks ago
hahahaaa maybe the hathaway family still holds into the same style of clothing for generations and generations and genera...
Addicted_
97 weeks ago
Miley Cyrus is very scary.
WhisperCat
97 weeks ago
these aren't funny :( they are stupid
mariianiitaw
97 weeks ago
LMAO at Miley Cyrus!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG!!!!!! Like, she has no neck at all!
romano300
98 weeks ago
Mehitable Cyrus
EPIC :D
Mair
98 weeks ago
the Miley Cyrus one looks so real! LOL
rawrilyian27
98 weeks ago
uhhh. wrong jonas brother. luv 'em all tho!!!
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98 weeks ago
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MrsJoeJonas96
98 weeks ago
Umm actually Josephus Jonas would be Nick Jonas. Fail! ;D
Musicaaa11
98 weeks ago
LMAO
mlkshake10
98 weeks ago
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anotherfan
98 weeks ago
Ha ha
thenuke95
98 weeks ago
lol hahaha miley luks ugly
Liesdamnlies
98 weeks ago
lol phieneus brand
Pato18
98 weeks ago
@uneek35 like you will do any better.
Jenlotjohn
98 weeks ago
phineus brand is by far my favorite :)
randomer4295
98 weeks ago
the josephus jonas one is actually nick jonas :L but it was funny XD
jotalegend
98 weeks ago
JotaFact: The wife of William Shakespeare, was named Anne Hathaway
sweetxdit
98 weeks ago
you guys should do one with your faces.
uneek35
98 weeks ago
Again, could of been better.
Brookie_Be
98 weeks ago
"...refused to fight, and read poems to General George Washington instead." <3 Teehee.
seamonkey36
98 weeks ago
lol i loved Russel Brand
PaulMcCartneysWife
98 weeks ago
hahahah Russel Brand :) i like that one but I cant find George Clooney only Brad Pitt.
westinman36
98 weeks ago
phineus brand lol
Caketoys
98 weeks ago
Lol notice how like 2 were British.
M-elissa
98 weeks ago
Where is Justin Bieber??? How could you forget him?!
SmoshRulez196
98 weeks ago
HAHA!
liz09rules
98 weeks ago
hahah russel brand!!! ROFL!lol
babyale760
99 weeks ago
wow miley is frkin creepy
catmenrulz
99 weeks ago
LOL miley is creepy as hell!!
thats nick btw...not joe
cassi_g
99 weeks ago
lol the russel brand one hahahah
rawrcupcakez
99 weeks ago
haha the Chauncy Pattinson one looks too perfect x3
Alissa5
99 weeks ago
Oh the wonders of photoshop
iLoveSmosh97
99 weeks ago
wowzas :O