Dangers Of Emo Hair [Chart]

Emo hair is an incredibly popular hairstyle that lets people know that you have a bunch of feelings, and almost all of them are annoying and whiny. But it's more than just a popular hairstyle, it is also incredibly dangerous. The Bureau of Tobacco and Firearms recently published a statistic that noted that Emo Hair cuts have replaced accidentally swallowing fire and being thrown through a plate glass window by a police officer as the leading cause of death in United States. Why are they so dangerous? We polled 50,000 imaginary kids with Emo Hair and found out what the most common dangers are that they are exposed to:


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