19 Fortune Cookies That Gave Terrible Advice

Good advice can be great, but rare. Most advice isn't particularly helpful. Sure, you shouldn't be taking it from fortune cookies to begin with, but would it be so hard if they put a little effort in? The following fortunes run the gamut from completely pointless to borderline insulting, but they're all for sure amusing. At least there's that!

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