The Happiest Celebrity Mugshots!
Celebrities always seem to be smiling in mugshots. I guess that's because they know they're going to go home made out of limousines and money when they get out. When I get out of jail, I just go back to my cardboard box and try to ferment whiskey out of my old hound dog's tears. Be on the lookout for an especially creepy Andy Dick, and his terrifying dead eyes.
Robert Downey Jr.

Rip Torn

Shia "The Beouf" Labeouf

James Brown

Macaulay Culkin

Vince Neil

Tom Delay

Rush Limbaugh

Paris Hilton

O.J. Simpson

Mickey Rourke

David Faustino

Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Haley Joel Osment

Vanilla "Wafers" Ice

John Edwards

Kid "Lil' Wafers" Rock

Mel Gibson

Michelle Rodriguez

Kimora Lee Simmons

Shrek

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