Hilarious Burned Out Signs

Damnit, I have all these elves everywhere! Cobbling shoes together, making toys for kids, spraying elf piss all over what they perceive as their "turf," where the hell am I going to store all of them?

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What are some other dirty words that could appear as signs burn out? Let us know in the comments!

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