22 Hilariously Strange Crimes!

Who cares about all the tax dollars wasted dealing with these idiots? Lulz are priceless!

 

I'm Betting 'Simon Says' Would've Also Worked

(source) 

 

He Really Needs To Get A Better Pick-Up Line

(source) 

 

I feel bad for laughing at this

(source) 

 

Til B.O. Do Us Part

(source) 

 

Kitty Cat Living The Thug Life

(source) 

 

Huh?

(source) 

 

When Cripples Attack!

(source) 

 

It Was Just Sitting There...

(source) 

 

Kindergarten Cop?

(source) 

 

Ya Think?

(source) 

 

Does He Live Next Door To His Mom?

(source) 

 

Um... It had 50 Stars...

(source) 

 

Polly Want A Croaker?

(source) 

 

Bada** Granny!

(source) 

 

He Does Not Get Paid Enough To Deal With This BS!

(source) 

 

She Got A Thriller!

(source) 

 

Last I checked, Ninjas Do NOT Wear Adult Diapers

(source) 

 

File This One Under DUH!

(source) 

 

This Chick Is Hardcore!

(source) 

 

Soylent Green?

(source) 

 

I Don't Wanna Know

(source) 

Best Headline Ever

(source) 

Which is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!

Check Out More Hilarious Crime Blotters!