Just 18 Funny Tweets for College Students
If you are about to go to or are currently in college, you have our deepest condolences. Gone is the schedule of a healthy, sane person. Welcome to cup noodles and all nighters with sh*tty coffee and awful professors who don’t give a flying f*ck about anything except their next cigarette. Enjoy your two to 10 year stay and laugh your way through the collegiate pain with these tweets.
Professor : “You’ve failed 2 tests “
Me : You’ve failed to educate me twice now. pic.twitter.com/TUTiJlmJsK
— Santana 💎 (@Lj_Foster) December 13, 2017
college is a vicious cycle of staying up late to catch up on hw & taking naps bc u stayed up late & then being behind bc u just took a nap
— claud lee (@claudmialee) October 25, 2016
it's the remix to ignition/ college student edition/ i eat poptarts for dinner/ i can't afford my tuition
— baby burbank (@gayh0rney) May 3, 2012
writing an essay on a book you didn’t read takes talent
— Lissa (@lissabrtz) February 15, 2018
professor: I hope everyone has been taking notes because this will be on your next exam
my notes: pic.twitter.com/rTXZcd8FIj
— martín 🍒 (@substitutedaddy) January 24, 2018
High school: College is no joke, your instructors are very serious and you have to always be proffesional and respectful.
— Kade Walker (@kade_walker) December 7, 2017
No offense but I hate college parties the only thing I do there is check my email
— em 🐉 (@uhhmmily) January 29, 2018
Check out my $1,000 tv stand pic.twitter.com/pmLMVThNjK
— Lieutenant Dan (@DanielBattles) August 18, 2015
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
ME: I'm thinking.
— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) February 24, 2015
College is cool bc if u relax for 5 seconds then all of a sudden ur failing 11 classes even tho ur only taking 5
— Andrea (@angecataruzolo) February 6, 2016
When you’ve procrastinated so much now it’s physically impossible to complete your work on time and now you’re just sad pic.twitter.com/Pr9jGpiwoa
— 📈 (@MumsBigBicep) February 13, 2018
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
— Adam Buongiovanni (@AdamBongo) February 26, 2015
*finds out you get more FAFSA money if you're married* pic.twitter.com/PqiBezAPYx
— Austin Leach (@ajleach97) March 1, 2016
I'm really glad I went to college and got a degree that allows me to understand that I'll never have enough money.
— Amanda hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) September 26, 2015
High school teachers: I'm MRS. HARDASS and you will take me SERIOUSLY
College profs: what up I'm Josh and class is cancelled cuz I'm tired
— Momma Becca! (@uzbeccastaaaan) September 5, 2017
"How's studying for finals going?" pic.twitter.com/AQKbxta5Uj
— Hanna (@Wheres_Hanna) May 2, 2016
Quit college. Become an oven. Get up to like 500 degrees.
— Jess [ham] ☂️ (@thejessbess) March 4, 2014
Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning pic.twitter.com/TjCBc9hPcY
— Jimmy Johncé (@syrianbryn) September 11, 2017
How’s college treating you? Tell me about it on Twitter!