New 'Lady Doritos' Have Twitter Talking
There's a long tradition of misguided attempts at marketing products towards "ladies", and while it's usually pink versions of everyday objects, Doritos is one-upping them all with their Lady Doritos. What are Lady Doritos, you might be asking? Well, they aren't as loud. They crunch less. Yeah, because women are meek and apologetic. Well, the Internet also had some thoughts. Here are some of our faves!
I saw Lady Doritos trending and thought “Ah, so Kylie named her baby.”
— Laraine Pennington (@LaraineBaker) February 5, 2018
Good news, ladies. We got a female Colonel Sanders and Doritos that don’t crunch, so feminism is cancelled. We’ve achieved equality.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 5, 2018
The only good thing about the new quiet “Lady Doritos” is now they can’t hear us coming pic.twitter.com/irMRblNDP4
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) February 5, 2018
Has anyone at Doritos ever met a lady
— Danielle Sepulveres (@ellesep) February 5, 2018
i think they already have those - they're called tortillas. https://t.co/4xix3VB0ZJ
— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) February 5, 2018
women: give us equal pay
the world: look, a KFC female colonel!
women: we said equal pay
the world: doritos won't crunch anymore!!!
women: EQUAL PA-
the world: have you tried "BIC PENS FOR HER"??
— Ali Vingiano (@alivingiano) February 5, 2018
oh no! i saw Lady Doritos trending and was worried Lady Doritos died
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) February 5, 2018
i'm still laughing about lady doritos because i don't know a single woman who doesn't knock back the crumbs in the bottom of the bag
— Justine Raymond (@jmarieray) February 5, 2018
When I eat Doritos, I tear off all my clothes and rub the dust all over my body in great glee. then i soil myself and collapse in an exhausted heap for ten hours. a woman simply can't do that sort of thing
— MKupperman (@MKupperman) February 5, 2018
Hahahahaha I love living in 1928 pic.twitter.com/viIPEVlRLu
— Emma Blackery (@emmablackery) February 5, 2018
When will there be Doritos for MEN
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) February 5, 2018
Women: We want equal pay for equal work and an end to sex discrimination in the workplace.
Society: Here’s a bag of Lady Doritos so you won’t have to crunch too loudly in front of your male colleagues.
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) February 5, 2018
.@Doritos how absorbent are they?
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) February 5, 2018
The Lady Doritos Stock Market Panic of 2018
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) February 5, 2018
I've heard from my inside snack sources that the new Lady Doritos bags have inspiring slogans pasted on them like "You should smile more!" and "You'll never get a husband THAT way!".
— Fran Snarkenton (@KeepMNBlue) February 5, 2018
Lady Doritos was my mother's name, you can call me Cool Ranch
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) February 5, 2018
Can you stop tweeting about Lady Doritos please? You're greatly upsetting Lady Doritos of Salsabrück , widow of the late Baron Doritos.
— Seamus Stackpoole (@MrStackpoole) February 5, 2018
instead of crunching noise the new Lady Doritos just say "sorry" quietly every time you bite down
— ariel (@arielgitlin) February 5, 2018
Hi @Doritos what about a crunch-free version of the bones of my enemies?
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) February 5, 2018
If Lady Doritos was a person. pic.twitter.com/VSiWebDGd4
— Melissa Logsdon (@MelissaLogsdon) February 5, 2018
I'm so hungry I need my female Doritos and woman water please
— Lauren Lapkus 🍰 (@laurenlapkus) February 5, 2018
About to sit down and write an angry letter to Doritos. pic.twitter.com/CXEWt1Xb1s
— Molly Hodgdon (@Manglewood) February 5, 2018
I am now angry at Doritos.
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) February 5, 2018