Olympic Athletes Doing Unhealthy Things

Just ‘cause someone’s an athlete doesn’t mean they’re Adonis. Getting wasted, cavorting with loose women, eating fast food – the stars of track and field are, in many ways, just like us (although it’s safe to say the vast majority of us would never contemplate having sex with Kim Kardashian’s mom...which is something we totally have over gold medalist Bruce Jenner). The athletes on this list live on the edge – if you feel like making idols of ‘em, you might wanna second-guess your decision.

 

Michael Phelps’ Bong Rip Heard ‘Round the World

american swimmer michael phelps smoking pot

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Turkish Weightlifter Mete Binay Eating a Butt-Ton of Food

turkish weightlifter mete binay eating tons

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Chinese Gymnast Huang Qiushuang Losing Her Head

chinese gymnast huang qiushuang headless

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American Runner Marion Jones Jogging Through Flavor Country

american runner marion jones smoking

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Chinese Gymnasts Eating Mickey D’s

chinese gymnasts eating mcdonald’s

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British Cyclist Bradley Wiggins Drunk as a Skunk

british cyclist bradley wiggins drunk

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American Soccer Player Abby Wambach Getting Punched in the Face

american soccer player abby wambach punched

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Michael Phelps Quelling the Munchies at McDonald’s

american swimmer michael phelps eating mcdonald’s

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Soccer Players...Smokin’!

olympic soccer players smoking

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Kazakhstan Weightlifter Ilya Ilyin Kissing a (No Doubt Filthy) Weight

kazakhstan weightlifter ilya ilyin kissing weight

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Foolish Olympians Eating Über Carb-Rich Pasta

olympians eating pasta

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American Swimmer Ryan Lochte Drunk AND Breaking the Seat-Belt Law

american swimmer ryan lochte drunk.jpg

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Former Olympian Bruce Jenner and Those Damn Kardashians

former olympian bruce jenner kardashians

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Former Olympian Kristi Yamaguchi Shilling For Mitt Romney

former olympian kristi yamaguchi campaigning for romney

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Michael Phelps Disrespecting His Body With Subway

american swimmer michael phelps eating subway

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Have YOU seen a picture of an award-winning athlete actin’ a fool lately? Let us know in the comments!

 

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