17 People Getting Their Thirst Shut Down

We live in a world where it is very easy to communicate with people as far away as the other side of the world, but unfortunately, because dudes cannot control themselves, this also means a whole variety of ways for them to let everyone know just how desperately thirsty they are. And their targets aren’t fictional characters — they’re real people, who are more than capable of shutting you down. Observe:

leads to a juvenile detention center
NOTE: This address is for a juvenile detention center.

 

janelle monae is not for male consumption

it’s national send your man nudes day
NOTE: Not an officially recognized holiday.

eating cereal in bed

it doesn’t make her feel better

thirsty? Get a drink

why do you feel sad?

rt for nudes

visiting chicago

vice editor is too old

she’s not cheating, my dude

dude won’t stop texting
NOTE: Some men won’t be shut down. Some men ... just want to watch the world burn.

NOT INTERESTED

expected a worse reaction

she was always fat

what’s the deal with you
NOTE: Fellas, at least give her the time needed to shut you down

Annihilated, right? Let us know in the comments below!

 

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