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Preachers vs. Masters of Metal: A Pictorial
Masters of Metal have been lifting our spirits with music since we realized we could hear.
On the other side of the moral tracks, preachers have also been...at least talking about spirits and stuff. So we at Smosh decided to take a closer look at these two sides, and we soon realized that preachers -- despite the suits and excessive sweating -- really do have a bit of heavy metal in them.
Or is it, metal stars have some preacher in them?
Maybe the congregation should decide.
Blizzard of God?
"Raise your hands if you're sure!"
"Say your prayers, little one..."
The yoga pose demonstrated here is...wtf is that pose?
"Excuse me, I ordered another basket of fries over an hour ago!"
Which side are you on? Preacher or Rock Star?
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Øzzy
15 weeks ago
Ozzy Osbourne and Dio!
brendyluv
47 weeks ago
I got yelled at by a preacher once while he was standing on the pew (how ever the hell you spell that)... I was like twelve... I was just a little girl & that fat man was sweating on me... scared the
dokupanku
48 weeks ago
I'm on the side of Justin Law. Kicking ass, looking like a Mormon but really doesn't have a religion, and doing all of this while listening to music!
dokupanku
48 weeks ago
I'm on the side of Justin Law. Kicking ass, looking like a Mormon but really doesn't have a religion, and doing all of this while listening to music!
Kirlia
50 weeks ago
Rockers FTW!!!!!
Commanderooler
60 weeks ago
Rock , firetruck yeah!
Ozzy Osbourne!
Motörhead!
AC/DC!
Damn these guys that say hip hop , damn 'em! ( and techno ofcourse , not even going to start to rant on techno)
bothsmoshguysarehot
60 weeks ago
Rock Star!
bothsmoshguysarehot
60 weeks ago
Rock Star!
bothsmoshguysarehot
60 weeks ago
Rock Star!
takano
66 weeks ago
METAL FOREVER!!!!!!!
magnatron
71 weeks ago
Justin Bieber.
JohnDoeNuts
73 weeks ago
Firetruck! it was too long. *e occupation of a Librarian. This pose is obviously the most comfortable way to go about the whole ordeal.
JohnDoeNuts
73 weeks ago
BTW that yoga pose was invented by the Dali Lama centuries ago, when disobedient monk children had to stand for a whole day with there hand above their head, or be castrated and sentenced to a lifelon
ChaimMVV
74 weeks ago
Metal, duh
Elonda72
77 weeks ago
Preacher Always!!!
HighestMetal
81 weeks ago
METAL BITCHES R.I.P DIO may live forever in the land of METAL
alexpp
83 weeks ago
hip-hop
FCPC
89 weeks ago
rocky rocky rock rock
jimicupid
90 weeks ago
rock
valgerdur
91 weeks ago
ROCK !!! :D
emosk8ergirl
93 weeks ago
LOL
ivomen
93 weeks ago
YHEEE FU** THE SYSTEM XD
JazminD@yahoo.com
93 weeks ago
benie hen and Deo sad he died not benie hen
marko93
93 weeks ago
ROCK!!! YEAH!!
arantxa'roc...
97 weeks ago
:E rockstarrrrrrr!!
eathroho
104 weeks ago
rock mofo
j100
104 weeks ago
rock sucks hip hops awsome
kikestm96
104 weeks ago
RIP DIO :(
vampiire
108 weeks ago
hahhaaha ezta zuper zhiiztozo :D
Dbadgones
108 weeks ago
METAL, IT COMES FROM HELL!!!!!!
Pagey14
108 weeks ago
ozzy and james ftw
BlackMushroom
110 weeks ago
Rock Star!!!
lookitsnicky
110 weeks ago
Preachers were being hardcore WAY before rock stars existed!
Metal_Girl
111 weeks ago
Metal is a religion!! XD
MetallicA and MegadetH FTW!!!
blackXrose
111 weeks ago
rockstars fir sureee
slow
112 weeks ago
PREACHERS!! rofl, they were ahead of metal haha
MisteryRider
112 weeks ago
WTF with this . . .
ThatGuy/Erik
112 weeks ago
DIO!!!!!!
collinws
112 weeks ago
METAL!!!!!!!!\m/
killzstuff
112 weeks ago
well since metallica is the greatest band of all time and james hettfield is firetrucking awsome ill go with the metallica one
Purple_and_Lime
112 weeks ago
I Lurrve the metal. Preachers are hardcore about things I find silly.
conniepuce
112 weeks ago
ROCK STARS!!
saxmj95
112 weeks ago
preachers are beast
iLoveSmosh97
112 weeks ago
rock stars r way kooler than the preachers, but the preachers look WAYYY meaner than the rock stars in these photos
ISHRUIZ
112 weeks ago
rock stars win... but preachers looks more dangerous in those fotos :S heheheh.... Detector de metaaaaaaaaaaal XP
Kamryn8
112 weeks ago
preacher.............. duh, because I'm a Christian
frappegirl1
112 weeks ago
rock star...no discussion
Littlelady15
112 weeks ago
Why is everyone saying Metallica? There are other bands, y'know. And no one's said MegaDeth, which is weird. In all honesty, I prefer Japanese metal bands, like Girugamesh. Just sayin'.
Littlelady15
112 weeks ago
Rock star. No competition.
demondog709
112 weeks ago
METALLICA!@!@!@!@!