Thieving Birds!

Flock of Seagulls Work Ice Cream Racket on Local Boardwalk

Ice Cream thefts are on the rise since a gang of nasty Seagulls moved into this waterside neighborhood. The birds, many of whom were recently paroled from State Prison, have moved in together to share expenses.

According to one of the gang members, who spoke to us on the condition of anonymity, the Gulls were unable to find regular jobs so they have resorted to criminal activities.

While stealing french fries or hamburger buns is easier, says our source, they just like the ice cream a lot more in spite of the greater challenge.