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Touchdown Jesus Burns!

A massive statue of Jesus in in Monroe, OH was struck by lightning last night and burned to the ground. People normally ask 'What would Jesus do?', but now we're asking, 'What did Jesus do to deserve this?'

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16 weeks ago

we called him BIG BUTTER JESUS

16 weeks ago

DUDE I LIVE RIGHT BY THAT PLACE I CANT BELIEVE ITS ON SMOSH :D!!!! MY TOWN WAS ON SMOSH!!!!!!

16 weeks ago

i think satan is holding a party with zeus already

40 weeks ago

Naww D:

It's probably because of the metal inside.

40 weeks ago

Naww D:

It's probably because of the metal inside.

54 weeks ago

LOL I live 10 minutes from that in Florence!

58 weeks ago

They Greyhound bus that I was on drove by it while it was burning.

74 weeks ago

i miss touchdown jesus i live in west carrollton OH and every weekend i would pass him when i would go to tradersworld or somewhere els around their

74 weeks ago

i miss touchdown jesus i live in west carrollton OH and every weekend i would pass him when i would go to tradersworld or somewhere els around their

76 weeks ago

Dunno why everyone has to argue. If you don't believe in God, okay. Big firetruckin' deal. No one cares. Keep your comments to yourself. Sheesh. Let others enjoy it.

76 weeks ago

Guess Zeus just owned Jesus Christ

80 weeks ago

crazykatiejae, there's nothing wrong with satin, from what I know, it's very soft. It's Satan you should be worried about.

80 weeks ago

I'm not superstitious but that's either a sign or some hilarious irony!

80 weeks ago

this is a little messed up, yet very funny! my aunt and uncle would hate this!!!

89 weeks ago

How delightfully ironic.

90 weeks ago

im an atheist so i don't hardly care

90 weeks ago

not laughing and being all happy! just think of that!

90 weeks ago

he died for us, he washed away our sin, he makes sure that satin never gets a hold of us. you should be thankful for what he has done for us and mourning that this beautiful statue has burned. not lau

90 weeks ago

all of you who are laughing and saying "take that" are effin idiots! what the heck is wrong with you?! He is our saviour for cryin out loud! He saved us! all of us! even you guys! he died for us, he w

91 weeks ago

lol

91 weeks ago

Take that, firetruckin idol worshippers.

91 weeks ago

lol

92 weeks ago

Woo! (For satanists) Boo! (For Christian... All the other Jesus infested religions) and Wtf is a Jesus (For Aliens) o.o

93 weeks ago

NOO I DROVE BY THAT ALL THE TIME!!.. oh wait, no i didnt, i live in a different state

93 weeks ago

NO!!!!! I ACTUALLY SAW THAT IN REAL LIFE! WE USED TO DRIVE PAST IT ALL THE TIME!! MY LIFE IS GONE!

97 weeks ago

ironic so he forgot to strike the water instead hes playing with his death powers and bam hes like HOLY firetruck!

99 weeks ago

OMG I LIVE THERE!!! I JUST SAW HIM THE DAY BEFORE HE BURNED AND THE DAY AFTER!! IT SAYS THAT LIGHTNING STRUCK HIM IN THE RIGHT HAND!

99 weeks ago

OMG I LIVE THERE!!! I JUST SAW HIM THE DAY BEFORE HE BURNED AND THE DAY AFTER!! IT SAYS THAT LIGHTNING STRUCK HIM IN THE RIGHT HAND!

100 weeks ago

@ Toonafish38 i like that quote i am going to steal it

100 weeks ago

i live 10 minutes away from there. if god controls the storms and lightning then y didnt he hit the husler store right across the street

101 weeks ago

>_<

101 weeks ago

HA

101 weeks ago

ftw

101 weeks ago

This is right by where I live!! I was so sad when I found out. But yeah, that storm was pretty bad.

101 weeks ago

"If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be -- a Christian."

-Mark Twain

101 weeks ago

hahahaha

101 weeks ago

so jesus had bones after all

101 weeks ago

That's what happens if you don't stick lightning rods on a tall structure

101 weeks ago

That's what happens if you don't stick lightning rods on a tall structure

101 weeks ago

Lol chocolatemilk5.

I guess God wasn't too happy with that church. =O

101 weeks ago

OH NO JESUS!!!! :O :O :O

101 weeks ago

Maybe its a sign... You see how the frame is still standing, maybe in 3 days it will be back to normal??... Then disappear... History repeats itself, I'm just sayin....

101 weeks ago

hey thats in my state (:
my state is the Jesus state now. lol
and somewhat close to where my brother lives.

101 weeks ago

haha, wth XD
I wrote s-hit and the word turned out to be candy :D

that's a funny one, smosh

101 weeks ago

that candy is scary >_>

101 weeks ago

i see that all the ime :3

101 weeks ago

First that whole thing about the crusification now this?! Jesus just cannot catch a break!

101 weeks ago

seems like someone is being a bad boy :p

101 weeks ago

Yeah I live by it. :) the church sign now says "He'll be back"

He'll be back in 3 days.

101 weeks ago

wow

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