Powerful! We Caught These Video Game Characters Crying a Single Tear!
Video game characters are not real people, but that doesn’t mean they’re not still people. If you cut them, do they not bleed? If you put them in a game with a bunch of problems, do people not still bitch about it? Video game characters feel things. They feel things. And here are some incredibly moving photos of those video game characters crying while they thought you weren’t looking. It’s beautiful, and moving, and important…
As Dixie laughs and plays, Donkey Kong thinks of his misspent youth in which he defended his father against those who would persecute him simply for liking to kidnap women.
Crash knows that his popularity will create a brief surge in interest in his endangered bandicoot brothers, only for that affection to slowly trickle away, leaving the bandicoots as bad-off as they are today.
"How long must I continue to fight?" Sub Zero wonders. "How long…"
Sonic the Hedgehog
If you were loved not for who you were, but only what you could do (go fast), you'd also shed a tear for yourself once in a while.
If you were a grotesque crime against nature like Q*bert, shedding a single tear once in a while would be incredibly restrained of you.
Ryu knows that, at some point, he will have to come to blows with his old friend and rival, Ken. However, instead of exploding with emotion, his training helps him keep in all but one tear…
Forced to die a million deaths, these ghosts know they are about to be released, only to be consumed again by their yellow, circular foe.
Originally raised on movies like Indiana Jones, Lara "raided" more and more tombs, until she eventually realized she isn’t actually "raiding tombs", she's stealing important artifacts from other peoples’ cultures.
Link is thinking about how all of his friends made fun of him for having a hoop earing. "Ol’ pirate ass Link," they called him. Tragic.
A student of American history, Mega Man is taking a moment to think of the genocide and ongoing persecution of the Native American people.
Mario is so insanely horny that he’s crying ya’ll!!!
Folks, this is what happens when you don’t go to college.