Worst Fortune Cookie Fortunes You Can Get
Usually fortune cookies say nice things and tell you you're gonna have a rad future filled with women and success. But not all fortune cookies. Some fortune cookies see a far darker future that lies ahead.
What would you write on a fortune for a fortune cookie? Let us know in the comments!
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Leif..Loves..NyanCat
3 weeks ago
Yay THE HUNGER GAMES!
Podsednik22
3 weeks ago
Hahaha best one is the Hunger Games fortune.
hahagirl727
6 weeks ago
HUNGER GAMES!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! :)
ShredderZX
6 weeks ago
You will be immortal.
You will also be imprisoned for life.
LOL ROFL LMFAO
ShredderZX
6 weeks ago
NO, IT'S 2012!!!!!!!
alexarmy
28 weeks ago
i would not want the hunger games one!!!
dokupanku
36 weeks ago
Not Soul Eater referances!!!! Now i'll turn into an immortal wolfman and be forced by a snake witch to help her turn hell loose on the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thelentha
36 weeks ago
the hunger games one is the worst!
rmxpokeman
36 weeks ago
I wouldn't mind getting some of those XD
fireturckxD
36 weeks ago
im a mega fan of the hunger games :)
OurSmoshyLife
36 weeks ago
o.o I've been chosen for the Hunger Games... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_______________________o
*dies*
39cluesrules
36 weeks ago
PLEASE MAKE AN ARTICLE ABOUT HUNGER GAMES HUNGER GAMES HUNGER GAMES HUNGER GAMES
deadlybitch14
36 weeks ago
OMG lol I got one once that said "maybe someday we will live on the moon!" my friend got the same one too!
dragon 0629
36 weeks ago
oh, i loved the hunger games, and catching fire. mockingjay sucked though.
MoonchildSantana
36 weeks ago
omg the Hunger Games! :D I want one like that xD
smoshlover198
36 weeks ago
haha! gotta love the hunger games! 0_0
smoshlover198
36 weeks ago
haha! gotta love the hunger games! 0_0
pupinator
36 weeks ago
" welcome to the AIDs club :D"
Maddness306
36 weeks ago
I once got one that said "TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!"... I'm not sure WHAT was supposed to taste like chicken, but I really didn't want to find out...
Tabithaangel97
36 weeks ago
My fortune is actually, "You will be unusually successful in an entertainment career with a dick."
Tabithaangel97
36 weeks ago
I got a fortune cookie like last week and it said, "You will be unusually successful in an entertainment career." Now, always add an ending to it. My mum adds, "In bed." I say that my fortune is, "You
sheep-ish
36 weeks ago
meh. can't you at least photoshop these more properly?
Portugalovers
36 weeks ago
hunger games xD
The Triforcer
36 weeks ago
lmao hunger games would have been hell
harrypotterlover
36 weeks ago
The Hunger Games one is da best :P
Kaitlyn-NZ
36 weeks ago
The Hunger Games was the scariest one! i havnt heard about that book until like a week ago, never heard of it in my life. And it's literally been popping up EVERYWHERE
pwned1224
36 weeks ago
haha the hunger games one was hilarious
i<3gir<3
36 weeks ago
my friends mom had one that said "some do not contain a fortune" lol
k-bear
36 weeks ago
twice i got bad fourtune cookies! once it was empty :( and the sexond time it said, you will be hungery in 1 hour.
Zenna41
36 weeks ago
I got a fortune cookie that said ' its about time i got out of that cookie' XD
Zenna41
36 weeks ago
I got a fortune cookie that said ' its about time i got out of that cookie' XD
little_moke
36 weeks ago
lol the hunger games one is awesome! :)
3modarkpain24
36 weeks ago
apes what omg that soooo cool.... wait their own twilight movies..... nooooooooooooo!!!!
3modarkpain24
36 weeks ago
apes what omg that soooo cool.... wait their own twilight movies..... nooooooooooooo!!!!
fullmetal177
36 weeks ago
I once got one that said "Bout' time i got outta that cookie" lol
Fldancer94
36 weeks ago
One time we got one that said, "You love chinese food" :D
Jacie
36 weeks ago
LMAO!
My name is in there, Steve :D
JessicaPrower
36 weeks ago
Oh man he Hunger Games fortune cookie.
If I get that one, I am seriously screwed.
JessicaPrower
36 weeks ago
Oh man he Hunger Games fortune cookie.
If I get that one, I am seriously screwed.
cassieandkitcat
36 weeks ago
The one with the time and all probably would have scared the crap outta me
ButterflySyndrome
36 weeks ago
I want the Hunger Games fortune cookie. (n_n)
ButterflySyndrome
36 weeks ago
I want the Hunger Games fortune cookie. (n_n)
AliiWyss
36 weeks ago
I´d love to be chosen for the Hunger Games!
AliiWyss
36 weeks ago
I´d love to be chosen for the Hunger Games!
AlannaEmbrey
36 weeks ago
Haha! I absolutely love the Hunger Games one. Amazing book series.
epicemmles
36 weeks ago
i once got one that said "if you're friend wants to learn to drive don't stand in their way" (:
epicemmles
36 weeks ago
i once got one that said "if you're friend wants to learn to drive don't stand in their way" (:
jacob3759
36 weeks ago
I love the Hunger Games one! The best fortune cookie ever!
jacob3759
36 weeks ago
I love the Hunger Games one! The best fortune cookie ever!
TishyTasha12
36 weeks ago
lol:)