Worst Fortune Cookie Fortunes You Can Get

Usually fortune cookies say nice things and tell you you're gonna have a rad future filled with women and success. But not all fortune cookies. Some fortune cookies see a far darker future that lies ahead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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