Worst Haircuts In Rock’n’Roll History

Blame it on “what was popular,” or perhaps on styles that were possibly “ahead of its time” but soon enough every rock star reveals their flaws. You hope these will be sexy flaws, like an addiction to rocking out or the need to wear leather pants all the time - but sometimes this imperfection comes in the form of a mullet. And let me tell you - when it rains it pours. Here’s a collection of some of the worst haircuts in rock’n’roll history, fingers crossed for history not repeating itself.

 

Bono

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Number 1: Thank You for going the shaved-hair route, Number 2: Now we know why you were sunglasses all the time.

 

Nicki Minaj

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For the woman who can’t decide if she’ll wear the beehive or if the beehive will wear you

 

Hericane Alice

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They’re so pretty.

 

Bad for Good

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Oh look, a timeline measured in from bad to worse.

 

Diamond Rexx

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Behold: the guy who saw David Bowie in “Labyrinth” and thought, “I could do better.”

 

Tigertailz

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These Forever 21 ads from the ‘80s were way ahead of their time.

 

Boy George

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There was a reason for the slight speculation of Boy George’s gender, why do you think he made it easy for everyone by stage-naming himself, “Boy George”?

 

Boy George

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And then Boy George turned 40 and just said, “Damn it all.”

 

Geddy Lee

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Even the “party in the back” is one I purposely lost my invite to.

 

Mark Ronson

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This blonde sucks up all the fun.

 

Keith Flint

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This is what happens when you give a kid a pair of scissors. I have no words for the eyeliner.

 

Jon Bon Jovi

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Hey, I found Carmen San Diego.

 

Mick Hucknall

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This guy and Phil Spector need to do a Doublemint commercial - stat.

 

Limahl

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Yes, wear a nice sweater to make yourself seem like a “Young professional” - that works.

 

Kimya Dawson

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Yeah I still don’t know their gender, either. Good job on keeping on guessing though.

 

Nicky Wire

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David Bowie 2.0 is much easier to get to play your birthday party.

 

John Lydon

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”I wanna be the King of Douchey Rock, but there’s no actual crown for that so I’ll just form it out of my hair. Yeah, good idea! I’m the best.”

 

What do you think these rockers are hiding in their hair? Let us know in the comments!

 

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