You're Too Big For That! [Pics]

America is currently experiencing a pandemic of fatness. Over one third of adults in this country are obese, and approximately 17% of kids are just as large and in charge. Everywhere you go, diet books and photos of Michelle Obama in her toned-armed glory implore you to put down the Xbox controller, pick up some free weights and lose a few. You don't have to be obese, however, to improperly squeeze yourself into (or onto) something intended for an object far smaller than someone of your size. The individuals and inanimate objects in this gallery are proof of this fact. That being said, there's still a lotta fatties on this list. But that's America, baby! U-S-A! U-S-A!

 

you’re too big for that shopping cart

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you’re too big for that folding chair

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you’re too big for that baby in chair

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you’re too big for that kid in high chair

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you’re too big for that woman in small chair

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you're too big for that mini cooper shaq

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you're too big for that

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you’re too big for that little girl

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you’re too big for that fat guy at beach

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you’re too big for that homer simpson fingers too fat to dial

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you’re too big for that guy in store

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you’re too big for that guy on bike

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you’re too big for that double gulp cup holder

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you’re too big for that peter griffin

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you’re too big for that guy on airplane

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you’re too big for that girl in stroller

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you’re too big for that kardashians

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What uncomfortable situations have you forced your way into? Let me know in the comments!

 

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