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How Would Jesus Hug?

This Christian youth rap group breaks it down and lets you know how Jesus would hug. Wooooord to your prophet.

This form of non-genital contact is much safer than the Buddhist Butt Bump!

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26 weeks ago

*facepalm* this makes me embarrased that i was ever a christian...

28 weeks ago

this is't even on Jesus' ipod

31 weeks ago

does that mean that group hugs are like the threesomes of hugs?

34 weeks ago

i hugged at least 80 freakin people yesterday and nothin happend

45 weeks ago

They're saying that hugging is bad but they find nothing wrong with putting people in a coma? Religion confuses me :O

53 weeks ago

This song...
is completely sarcastic.
We make this joke all the time at church.
Or my pastor says "Guys, it's okay to hug the girls, just don't hang on too long."

It's not serious in any way, sh

54 weeks ago

Excuse me while I vomit.

55 weeks ago

oh by their standered i must be consider a whore.. i mean i full frontel hug everybody, ive full frontal hugged boys, girls, ive even done full frontal group hugs.. ive EVEN kissed some one while full

59 weeks ago

WTF! I front hug allllll my friends! I've never read "thou shall not front hug" in the commandments

61 weeks ago

i'm pretty sure that this is for a church camp or something like it, and they dont want any PDA and this is just a creative way of making sure everyone knows the rule.

61 weeks ago

did anyone else notice Darth Vader's theme in the background? if not, listen closer. it's there.

63 weeks ago

I agree with zyee giving front hugs is no big deal. If its a stranger or someone your really not that close to then no but if its someone you ARE close to especially family then of course I'll give th

64 weeks ago

Facepalm*

65 weeks ago

im christian and i give full frontal hugs and there is nothing wroung with it these people are crazy thats all

70 weeks ago

...*walks up to a random person and hugs them the right way... front hug!* good thing Iam athiest or I would have to side hug everyone... now that would be awakward. and well you know what if they try

71 weeks ago

PLEASE tell me this is a firetrucking joke 0_o

73 weeks ago

This is not bad... only why I can't understand what the firetruck are they saying!

74 weeks ago

darth vader theme? WTF WTF WTF LOLWUT REALLY WTF

77 weeks ago

anyone notice the two black guys in the back like wtf?

79 weeks ago

Wow I don't remember the scripture saying "Thou shalt not hug normally." It seems more and more "christian" rules are showing up.

79 weeks ago

Okay, so in the beginning they have gunshots and sirens then they're all like lets party! Then they burst into singing about cristian side hugs? Uh huh...

80 weeks ago

These Fags give Christian a bad rap. *puns definitely intended*

80 weeks ago

lmao first they against EATIN DA POO POO now front huggin lol since when is it ok to be a ghetto loser??

81 weeks ago

webster707, this wasn't that long ago XDD

84 weeks ago

I was definitely there when this was filmed. so weird to see my youth group's rules video on the interwebz. neat.

84 weeks ago

*Gives christian side hug* now shush

84 weeks ago

i sure i give someone a front hug and oh no i'm gonna get knocked into a coma!! i'd like to see them try cause i'm one of the strongest people in my grade. i mean seriously they trying to look all gan

85 weeks ago

oh screw it imma giv all of yall front hug i dont giv a cheese bout this. fudge!!!

86 weeks ago

aint afraid to call yo mama!!

87 weeks ago

why are there siren sounds and gun sounds?... Oh so they're cool with guns and criminal candy but OH GAWD! not a Front Hug!!!

91 weeks ago

as soon as i heard this i gave evrybdy a "front" hug this is rly stupid but hey got a good laff out of it =P

91 weeks ago

watch out you guys, if you give them nastyl front hugs they are gonna beat you into a coma, and afterwards they are gonna call your mom

93 weeks ago

..... dimension in the closet! I want to see what is in their brains!! trip out! ahahahahaha! Plus they are all probably having ear sex anyways lol

93 weeks ago

So all those front hugs.... thats what gave me all those impure thoughts?? Rofl what the firetruck are they on? cos I want to get me some of that!! Makes you believe the craziest candy! Forget that other di

93 weeks ago

Oh wow lol "JESUS NEVA HUGGED NOBODY LIKE THAT!"
i'm gonna just sit and laff and hope they're joking, but wateva, not my religion ^^
LOVE THIS SONG, sooo ridiculous :D

95 weeks ago

The frequency of laughter in this video kinda makes me think that this was probably a comedy troop. Even if they weren't, it's just as hilarious. xD

96 weeks ago

sooo u cant hug from the front but they can put u in a coma if u do????

96 weeks ago

sooo u cant hug from the front but they can put u in a coma if u do????

97 weeks ago

Awful camera work also.

97 weeks ago

I think my favorite part is when they scream "awwwwww yeaaaa!!!! lets get ready to paaaaarty!!!!!!" in the beginning. Either that, or the fact that they say that front huggin is a sin, yet they find i

97 weeks ago

damn them sayin i cant have proper hugs <3

97 weeks ago

k so did anyone else notice the star wars theme in the back ground?

97 weeks ago

NEH

97 weeks ago

that was the worst most embaressing thing i've ever saw , gangsters suck either way

97 weeks ago

That's pushing religion WAY too far.

99 weeks ago

lol, angelina jolie joke... but in general. they suck

99 weeks ago

oh god why :[

99 weeks ago

Is that the Imperial March from Star Wars in the background music? lol

99 weeks ago

what the hell was that!?
*christian side hugs*

100 weeks ago

Full frontal hugs = bad?? but but I like hugs....

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