How Would Jesus Hug?
This Christian youth rap group breaks it down and lets you know how Jesus would hug. Wooooord to your prophet.
This form of non-genital contact is much safer than the Buddhist Butt Bump!
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soulblood89
26 weeks ago
*facepalm* this makes me embarrased that i was ever a christian...
mecagundum6
28 weeks ago
this is't even on Jesus' ipod
GrrrrrYou
31 weeks ago
does that mean that group hugs are like the threesomes of hugs?
Anthonyisveryhot
34 weeks ago
i hugged at least 80 freakin people yesterday and nothin happend
TabithaRenee
45 weeks ago
They're saying that hugging is bad but they find nothing wrong with putting people in a coma? Religion confuses me :O
alleclipsed
53 weeks ago
This song...
is completely sarcastic.
We make this joke all the time at church.
Or my pastor says "Guys, it's okay to hug the girls, just don't hang on too long."
It's not serious in any way, sh
Linzy-Kinz_01
54 weeks ago
Excuse me while I vomit.
PaNdA_gurl
55 weeks ago
oh by their standered i must be consider a whore.. i mean i full frontel hug everybody, ive full frontal hugged boys, girls, ive even done full frontal group hugs.. ive EVEN kissed some one while full
Sarahxx115678
59 weeks ago
WTF! I front hug allllll my friends! I've never read "thou shall not front hug" in the commandments
katienay1
61 weeks ago
i'm pretty sure that this is for a church camp or something like it, and they dont want any PDA and this is just a creative way of making sure everyone knows the rule.
Freakyman901
61 weeks ago
did anyone else notice Darth Vader's theme in the background? if not, listen closer. it's there.
Elonda72
63 weeks ago
I agree with zyee giving front hugs is no big deal. If its a stranger or someone your really not that close to then no but if its someone you ARE close to especially family then of course I'll give th
EminemIsBeast2000
64 weeks ago
Facepalm*
zyee
65 weeks ago
im christian and i give full frontal hugs and there is nothing wroung with it these people are crazy thats all
NinyGirl
70 weeks ago
...*walks up to a random person and hugs them the right way... front hug!* good thing Iam athiest or I would have to side hug everyone... now that would be awakward. and well you know what if they try
cgarde01
71 weeks ago
PLEASE tell me this is a firetrucking joke 0_o
Koruchia
73 weeks ago
This is not bad... only why I can't understand what the firetruck are they saying!
qwerty1525
74 weeks ago
darth vader theme? WTF WTF WTF LOLWUT REALLY WTF
mdrummerboy09
77 weeks ago
anyone notice the two black guys in the back like wtf?
DoctorWho10th
79 weeks ago
Wow I don't remember the scripture saying "Thou shalt not hug normally." It seems more and more "christian" rules are showing up.
Nyaa!~
79 weeks ago
Okay, so in the beginning they have gunshots and sirens then they're all like lets party! Then they burst into singing about cristian side hugs? Uh huh...
Skittnator
80 weeks ago
These Fags give Christian a bad rap. *puns definitely intended*
thomasemofreak
80 weeks ago
lmao first they against EATIN DA POO POO now front huggin lol since when is it ok to be a ghetto loser??
KoiFishi
81 weeks ago
webster707, this wasn't that long ago XDD
webster707
84 weeks ago
I was definitely there when this was filmed. so weird to see my youth group's rules video on the interwebz. neat.
tryymhee
84 weeks ago
*Gives christian side hug* now shush
smoshface125
84 weeks ago
i sure i give someone a front hug and oh no i'm gonna get knocked into a coma!! i'd like to see them try cause i'm one of the strongest people in my grade. i mean seriously they trying to look all gan
SHORTYNLADYBUG
85 weeks ago
oh screw it imma giv all of yall front hug i dont giv a cheese bout this. fudge!!!
smouush
86 weeks ago
aint afraid to call yo mama!!
pepheb
87 weeks ago
why are there siren sounds and gun sounds?... Oh so they're cool with guns and criminal candy but OH GAWD! not a Front Hug!!!
xBlackHeart9
91 weeks ago
as soon as i heard this i gave evrybdy a "front" hug this is rly stupid but hey got a good laff out of it =P
sroosevold
91 weeks ago
watch out you guys, if you give them nastyl front hugs they are gonna beat you into a coma, and afterwards they are gonna call your mom
Swan
93 weeks ago
..... dimension in the closet! I want to see what is in their brains!! trip out! ahahahahaha! Plus they are all probably having ear sex anyways lol
Swan
93 weeks ago
So all those front hugs.... thats what gave me all those impure thoughts?? Rofl what the firetruck are they on? cos I want to get me some of that!! Makes you believe the craziest candy! Forget that other di
xBree15x
93 weeks ago
Oh wow lol "JESUS NEVA HUGGED NOBODY LIKE THAT!"
i'm gonna just sit and laff and hope they're joking, but wateva, not my religion ^^
LOVE THIS SONG, sooo ridiculous :D
Ruisuz
95 weeks ago
The frequency of laughter in this video kinda makes me think that this was probably a comedy troop. Even if they weren't, it's just as hilarious. xD
yickabee
96 weeks ago
sooo u cant hug from the front but they can put u in a coma if u do????
yickabee
96 weeks ago
sooo u cant hug from the front but they can put u in a coma if u do????
Toonafish38
97 weeks ago
Awful camera work also.
Toonafish38
97 weeks ago
I think my favorite part is when they scream "awwwwww yeaaaa!!!! lets get ready to paaaaarty!!!!!!" in the beginning. Either that, or the fact that they say that front huggin is a sin, yet they find i
Shamsham16
97 weeks ago
damn them sayin i cant have proper hugs <3
scenemo
97 weeks ago
k so did anyone else notice the star wars theme in the back ground?
calefootball56
97 weeks ago
NEH
jinjanco23
97 weeks ago
that was the worst most embaressing thing i've ever saw , gangsters suck either way
bmaster154
97 weeks ago
That's pushing religion WAY too far.
Colin3223
99 weeks ago
lol, angelina jolie joke... but in general. they suck
Itsmines
99 weeks ago
oh god why :[
Great1138
99 weeks ago
Is that the Imperial March from Star Wars in the background music? lol
crungler
99 weeks ago
what the hell was that!?
*christian side hugs*
Emmerz
100 weeks ago
Full frontal hugs = bad?? but but I like hugs....