I am Dee Metaldragon. I am one complicated individual, so don't spend too much time trying to read me. I'm not a book. BITCH! (see what I did thar?) If you didn't, then SHUT UP! (see it now?) C'mon! those are some common Smosh phrases! It's in the title sequence and Mailtime! Watevz... I'm just another Interwebz user like you.